Governor Adams Oshiomhole Acquires N250m Specially Built Bullet Proof Car!

Re-election seeking Governor of Edo state, Adams Oshiomhole just beefed up his security apparatus.

The ex labour leader just acquired a specially built bullet proof automobile.

The wonder on wheels is valued at N250m.

Investigation revealed the brand as Mercedes Benz.

Sources described the acquisition as ‘almost the size of a coaster bus’ Governor Adams oshiomhole

The colour is identified as Black.

The purchase was imported in from Germany informants confirmed.

Further digs unveiled that the bus is equipped with a surveillance camera and parades what is tagged ‘a convertible interior for multi purpose use’

insiders revealed all necessary documentation pertaining to the N250m product have been perfected.

But as at Friday May 18 2012, Governor Oshiomole was yet to take delivery of the arresting machine.

Insiders disclosed the reason for this need to tidy up minor details.

The former president of Nigerian Labour Congress has consistently maintained he is the subject of direct and indirect political violence in recent time.

‘It sounds like another stanza from the usual fairy tale by the politician comedians we all now know too well. With N250m, Comrade Oshiomhole would rather sink another 100 functional boreholes for the benefit of Edo people. That is his style. Did you say N250m for a bus or a private jet? The joke is on the idle minds too intellectually disabled to discuss issues on how to grow Edo, but rather peddle infantile falsehood. Now, we are busy campaigning for votes while these characters are locked in the darkroom either plotting to rig the vote or concoct lies. The joke is on them’

That was the state commissioner for information, Mr Louis Odion’s response when contacted on the multi-million naira acquisition.